It’s surprising to me that Radioactive Energy would bother making a sugar-free version of their drink since you would have to be under 10 years old to even consider drinking this glow-in-the-dark radioactive waste. I can’t imagine someone drinking this stuff without a glowstick in their mouth and ungodly awful raver music playing in the background. If you really need a glow-in-the-dark drink, Bombay Sapphire will do it for you under black lights, and it’s probably the more effective energy drink.
ByRocky Thompson
A-ha! The final piece of the puzzle falls into place! I have been theorizing since the late ’70s that McDonalds Corporation was actually a front for the Nuclear Regulatory Commission, with the sole purpose of distributing nuclear waste across a broad enough area that it would a) blend in with the background radiation, b) slowly raise the background radiation benchmarks (and thus allow more nuclear usage, c) kill off poor people who eat at the Golden Arches at least 3 times a week. How else could one explain Chicken McNuggets? They don’t taste like chicken, and ‘nugget’ is no part of an animal that should be edible– yet they were so damned tasty. Each nugget contained a small amount of nuclear waste, see?
But now the NRC is being flat out open about their program. ‘Hide in Plain Site’ has always been one of the most effective conspiracy covering methods. So go ahead– drink up, Billy! Know that you’re building a brighter atomic-powered future for us all!
Tis only the can that glows. Lame either way.