Transformers Arrive Early on Earth

By Rocky Thompson on April 2nd, 2007

cruzin cooler

It’s like one of those Lil’ Rascals that morbidly obese people use to go to Burger King mated with a Coleman Cooler. The Cruzin Cooler comes in gas or electric versions and has a top speed of 13mph. It’s more Decepticon than Autobot since it lets you drink 2000 calories worth of beer and then gives you a ride to the bathroom. I think I’ll get an electric one to use in my house and one of the gas versions to take on beer runs after I lose my license for driving under the influence.

Cruzin Cooler combines two basic necessities of life, the ability to have cold food or a beverage handy along with the means to get somewhere, without walking.

Just check out this fleet of Cruzin Coolers.

thanks tsellis

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3 Responses to “Transformers Arrive Early on Earth”

  1. skimaxpower

    Getting somewhere without walking is a “necessity of life”

    WTF?

  2. junklover

    how much does one of these babies go for?

  3. too live

    Your looking at $349-$499 for these babies. Just when I thought Society hit an all time low. ” thoughts of racing coolers not far behind”.