It’s like one of those Lil’ Rascals that morbidly obese people use to go to Burger King mated with a Coleman Cooler. The Cruzin Cooler comes in gas or electric versions and has a top speed of 13mph. It’s more Decepticon than Autobot since it lets you drink 2000 calories worth of beer and then gives you a ride to the bathroom. I think I’ll get an electric one to use in my house and one of the gas versions to take on beer runs after I lose my license for driving under the influence.

Cruzin Cooler combines two basic necessities of life, the ability to have cold food or a beverage handy along with the means to get somewhere, without walking.

Just check out this fleet of Cruzin Coolers.

thanks tsellis