Has crime at Jellystone Campground really gotten this bad? Carrying a flashlight you can club someone with isn’t enough anymore, now you need a stun gun light—or even better—this light that can stun a campground worker dressed as Yogi Bear before its rescue alarm goes off. Where are these people camping that they need stun guns built into their flashlights? Â
via Coolest Gadgets
ByRocky Thompson
You’re misinterpreting how useful this thing is. It’s not for people robbing you, it’s for the couple having a fight in the next campsite. Apply liberally to both of them and sleep the quiet sleep of the vindictive.