This looks like a reasonable way to get to the hospital. These motorized Rollerblades run on a gas-powered engine and are supposed to have a top speed of 25mph. You accelerate with a handheld throttle, but it looks like whoever made them took the brakes off to accommodate the engine. Might want to wear some wrist guards.
ByRocky Thompson
Brakes… Pfft. You sissy, who needs brakes? After all, what could possibly go wrong? ™
These are really great for all virgins who wish to remain so.