The Next Logical Step in Flashlight Design: Stun Guns
By Rocky Thompson on February 1st, 2007
You don’t have to settle for just blinding people with your flashlight anymore. The Stun Gun Mini Flashlight lets you blast them with enough voltage to drop them in their tracks and then lights your way while dragging the body into the woods.
via The Raw Feed
[...] Has crime at Jellystone Campground really gotten this bad? Carrying a flashlight you can club someone with isn’t enough anymore, now you need a stun gun light—or even better—this light that can stun a campground worker dressed as Yogi Bear before its rescue alarm goes off. Where are these people camping that they need stun guns built into their flashlights?  [...]
Am I reading this post correctly in that it says you can stun and then use the flashlight to drag the body into the woods. WTF kind of adverstising comment is that. Dont buy anything from a potential serial killer.