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If It Makes You Feel Better

By Rocky Thompson on September 1st, 2006

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March fearlessly into the backcountry with the Bear Bell pinned to your shirt. Go ahead and sleep in bacon grease if you want to—anyone with half a brain will tell you the man-eater bears are terrified of bells. It’s because mankind has science that we’ve been able to find this one weakness and exploit it.

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  1. Backcountry.com: The Goat » Blog Archive » Summer Camp Essentials March 31st, 2007 at 10:03 am

    [...] Nerds in the outdoors. Video game addicts. At least your kids will go outside now. Tom’s Hardware made this solar powered Nintendo DS Lite so you and Mario can jam while everyone else is looking at the scenery. At least the music from the game will keep bears away about as well as a bear bell. [...]