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Do This Guy a Favor and Kick His Ass

By Rocky Thompson on August 24th, 2006


Drink the punch, buy the Crocs. Wearing the Crocs Islanders represents ultimate brand loyalty. A first time Crocs buyer wouldn’t get these, you have to already be steeped in the culture. The guy who’s wearing the Islanders is the guy telling people he was the first one in the state to get Crocs, and he shows up in his Crocs at weddings and funerals. Pretty soon he’ll begin modifying his Crocs to work with his ski bindings and snowshoes, and by then he’ll be too far gone.

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2 Responses to “Do This Guy a Favor and Kick His Ass”

  1. LittleS September 22nd, 2006 at 9:55 pm

    I love when the guys match the color of their Crocs to the color of their shirts….it’s real classy.

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