Do This Guy a Favor and Kick His AssBy Rocky Thompson on August 24th, 2006
Drink the punch, buy the Crocs. Wearing the Crocs Islanders represents ultimate brand loyalty. A first time Crocs buyer wouldnâ€™t get these, you have to already be steeped in the culture. The guy whoâ€™s wearing the Islanders is the guy telling people he was the first one in the state to get Crocs, and he shows up in his Crocs at weddings and funerals. Pretty soon heâ€™ll begin modifying his Crocs to work with his ski bindings and snowshoes, and by then heâ€™ll be too far gone.